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By Louise Rennison

ISBN-10: 0060288140

ISBN-13: 9780060288143

ISBN-10: 0064472272

ISBN-13: 9780064472272

Angus: My mixed-breed cat, part family tabby, part Scottish wildcat. the dimensions of a small Labrador, purely mad. loves to stalk Mr. and Mrs. subsequent Door's poodle. I used to tug him round on a lead, yet, as I defined to Mrs. round the corner, he ate it.Thongs: silly lingerie worn through previous Swotty Knickers, Lindsay what is the aspect of them, besides? they simply cross up your bum, so far as i will be able to tell.Full-Frontal Snogging: Kissing with the trappings, lip to lip, open mouth, tongues...everything (apart from dribble, which is rarely acceptable). As taught to me by means of a certified snogger.In this wildly humorous magazine of a yr within the lifetime of Georgia Nicolson, British writer Louise Rennison has completely captured the hovering joys and bottomless angust if being undefined. within the spirit of Bridget Jones' Diary, this clean, irreverent, and easily hilarious e-book will depart you guffawing out loud. As Georgia might say, it truly is "Fabbity fab fab!" Books for the teenager Age 2001 (NYPL), Books for early life Editor's selection 2000 (Booklist), most sensible 10 adolescence First Novels 2000(Booklist), 2001 Michael L. Printz Honor booklet, 2001 most sensible Books for teenagers (ALA), and 2001 fast choices for Reluctant younger Readers (ALA)

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Nothing like shutting the stable door and tarting up the horse after it’s bolted. m. Nice and early with Jas. This time we are both ready. We walked up the hill really chatting and laughing. Waving at friends (well, actually, waving at anyone, just to give the impression that we are really popular). We walked slowly at the end bit leading up to the gate, and although there was the usual crush of Foxwood boys ogling, there was no sign of Tom or SG. m. I’d forgotten how utterly crap school is. In assembly there was a bit of chatting going on before Slim took the stage, and do you know what she said?

Went for a moody autumn walk with Libby in her pushchair. ” She wouldn’t take off the fairy wings that I had made for her. It was a nightmare getting her into the pushchair. The clouds were scudding across the sky but it was quite sunny and crisp. I cheered up enough to join in the singing with Libby. ” and that’s when he got out of a red mini. Robbie. The SG. ” I smiled brilliantly, trying to do it without making my nose spread out over all my face. It’s a question of relaxing the mouth, putting the tongue behind the back teeth but slightly flaring the nostrils so that they don’t go wild.

The student teacher, Miss ldris, asked me to hand out pipettes or something and I tried to get up, only to find that Ellen and Jools had tied my science overall straps to the drawer handles.

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